Pretty Mike list criteria before you can be his wife or girlfriend

Lagos Socialite & Big Boy, Pretty mike has listed some criteria a lady must meet before they can become his wife or Girlfriend.

WIFEY/SERIOUS GF application:Below r the rules/criteria in sending ur cv..

1. please if u are a Yoruba girl n frm unilag,pls don’t bother
2. if u have dated at least 2 popular yahoo guys 👎🏽
3. You must get a letter of recommendation frm at least 2 of ur exes n if you’ve had just an Ex,pls support ur claim with a 11 paragraph affidavit
4. You must have a decent job (don’t be a marketer or MuA🙈
5. Please If u have a Loud Snoring game,pls don’t bother, I will hate to miss d trumpet when it sounds cause u were snoring
6. Pls if u don’t knw how to use🍴or u’ve leaking mouth(food drops frm ur mouth)we shall be having dates in fancy restaurants,Pls I don’t want to be disgraced and no I can’t teach u table manners
7. Pls if ur name is/are Bolanle,Damilola,Bisola,Olamide,Rukayat,Sukurat,Raimat…u r Automatically disqualified
8. If u have more than 1 Club owner’s number #Smh
9. If u are in a Private Uni “Bu,Run,Bowen,Cu,Bells” and u are in Lag every weekend,total 4get it
10. If u r a drug addict 😡
11. Asides d usual pet names “baby,darling and shii” if u can’t stand me calling u “ode” “my bitch” “Ewu” then don’t bother
12. If u enjoy SocialMedia attention “Abeg fine urself another man”
13. Pls if u Enjoy getting High Regularly “Forget it”..Cause Na ur Type dey enjoy smoking weed while been pregnant #Sub
14. If u are not ready to cut off ur single friends that r not in a serious relationship,den I’m not ur man.
15. If u have a favorite black bra,pls stay away from me
16. If you dont squirt,please slide away
17. Pls if u are a lesbian,don’t hide it from me,it’s allowed as long as I can watch
18. Please if you’re ugly,Biko ex,I can’t stand my child being bullied 4 looking like Mr ibu 😂
19. My Lepa babes “Abeg Noway 4 u”
20. If you’re a baby mama abeg I know do.
21. If you’ve done runs in Abj,Ph,Owerri and u now want Lag Husband,don’t send ur cv cause our machine will detect U
22. If u can’t stand me sleeping with ur nipples in my mouth,pls stay far
23. Speaking of Runs “if ur runs has taken u as far a Apapa” Forget it
24. If you’re frm Benin n have been to Italy at any point in time,Biko don’t apply
25. If ur r ff Bellodus,UncleBukz,Jay,Mosh,Yanju..RedFlag ooh

SOURCE: yabaleft(entertainment)